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Shaan Puri

@shaanvp

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I'm an idea dealer

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Nov 20 I can’t figure out if Michael burry is a genius or if he’s a paranoid sally Reading @michaeljburry tweets is like being in the writers room for the big short 2 134 1 38 48.5k 161 .
Nov 06 UPDATE from the soccer mom community -- new Starbucks limited edition cups are selling for $400-$500 Starbucks meets labubu meets stanley cup https://t.co/TWPtdAOeL1 123 7 30 24.7k 166 .
Oct 15 Bill Gurley walked away from free money at Benchmark and the fame of the BG2 podcast He really might be enlightened 661 7 47 94.8k 117 .
Oct 15 This is basically the optimal strategy to become president 319 10 21 40.8k 58 .
Sep 05 Conor should fire his content guy - camouflage color suit - terrible camera angle And worst of all, they took one of the most charismatic talkers of all time and turned him into a teleprompter robot smh 564 7 79 78.3k 207 .
Aug 05 you are the average of the 5 people the algorithm decides you need to see over and over again 744 46 113 41k 93 .
Jul 17 your body is a bank account where everyone can see your balance 1.4k 108 161 91.5k 63 .
Jul 10 have you heard of the “lipstick effect”? https://t.co/bOqyNMJkIq 88 5 17 13.6k 64 .
Jun 20 dumb question but why do so many FB & apple ads make it seem like cool black people are their target demo? is that actually their demo? is it just DEI marketing? or is it because they believe the masses are influenced by cool black people? 2.7k 35 575 1.6M 246 .
Jun 19 i'm amazed how bad almost everyone is at storytelling 965 21 173 88.6k 53 .
Jun 18 the audacity 307 8 41 59.3k 12 .
Jun 05 sad day for america, but this is outstanding content 1.7k 47 92 102.5k 52 .
Apr 25 Top notch UX designer. A true craftsman 291 5 30 56.4k 39 .
Apr 10 I don’t know anything about tariffs but I do know about gambling against the chinese guys - and trying to bully/disrespect them is an insane choice 747 26 71 92.8k 147 .
Mar 25 out of 500 million daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention: 73 3 14 18.7k 63 .
Mar 13 a24 > a16z 346 10 36 55.1k 13 .
Mar 11 Sheryl just proving women in power really can do anything male CEOs can heroic https://t.co/FZrmg2QJFd 13.5k 587 200 991.4k 104 .
Mar 11 4/ Shoutout to my overthinkers out there. Yall got your own statue!! 80 3 2 12.4k 68 .
Mar 11 out of 500 million daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention: 334 9 20 95.7k 63 .
Feb 19 1) no chance it's 1 in 4 people 2) wtf is sam altman's "World Network" ? 445 7 69 72.3k 73 .
Feb 15 I don’t think I’ve met a man who’s not a man child 273 3 58 38.2k 50 .
Feb 11 out of 500m daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention: 486 14 21 127k 56 .
Feb 10 Am I dumb to buy a home without an agent? If I'm selling my house, I want an agent. But buying -- why do I need one? Zillow to search for listings. @somewherehiring assistant to plan tours Thinking of just paying flat fee $10k for paperwork vs. $100k+ agent commission 897 17 457 664.5k 274 .
Feb 05 @ColinandSamir -- make this happen 303 4 13 26.7k 34 .
Feb 05 I would pay stupid amounts of money to watch a Hard Knocks style documentary tracking the DOGE team for the next 6 months 45.1k 2.3k 881 1.12M 121 .
Feb 01 It’s interesting that launching a token has become such an extreme anti-signal Like being on a first date then they ask if you wanna go back to their place and watch Jersey shore 200 6 35 47k 180 .
Jan 08 the strange math of work relationships: credit always adds up to > 100%, yet blame never adds up to 100%. 147 6 18 15.6k 109 .
Dec 30 Instagram: attractive + insecure X: intelligent + insecure Podcasts: talkative + insecure 267 6 40 46.5k 89 .
Dec 20 Just learned about the NYC “Christmas Tree Mafia” - guys like Kevin Hammer sell $1M worth of Xmas trees a year - they call themselves “tree men” - like drug dealers, they have turf wars “A few eccentric , obsessed, ruthless men control the sale of every tree” https://t.co/loO2CDzyFL 121 4 14 23.1k 287 .
Nov 29 We wanted flying cars instead we got.. 214 6 21 46.2k 38 .
Nov 20 next big trend: ozempic for sleep https://t.co/bzYfXgPsjI 168 7 19 41.7k 57 .
Nov 14 The Onion just bought Info Wars They’re gonna turn it into a parody site, mocking Alex Jones types The CEO quote in the press release “we acquired it because this is the funniest thing that has ever happened” Legend move @jeffiel 880 17 91 153.1k 237 .
Nov 08 How Elon went ALL IN and swung the election -- the full back story is like a movie: 142 6 15 33.9k 83 .
Nov 07 23/ This chess analogy sums up the last 4 years for Elon: "it doesn't matter if you're mate in 3...If there's a laser beam from space that shoots down your opponent's king, you win" Well, checkmate. -shaan 453 21 34 24.6k 209 .
Nov 07 22/ here's the punchline. read the last line of this from a new-hire at @xai : https://t.co/hXt6F0ywxN 239 11 2 25.5k 102 .
Nov 07 7/ He buys Twitter for $44B. Walks in carrying a sink. Rahul Ligma star is born. He releases the twitter files proving the democrats were actively censoring media. Fires 80% of the staff, and takes a picture with the remaining crew of H-1B All Stars: https://t.co/f1mWa5EoXl 168 2 2 20.5k 280 .
Nov 07 6/ Elon - who builds the most innovative companies. Oh and his factories - he builds them IN America. But instead of helping the greatest american entrepreneur of our lifetime. They pump the brakes. Government depts start getting handsy like it's a houseparty at diddy's. https://t.co/qfTlqj0uUX 145 5 3 23.7k 299 .
Nov 07 new essay: Elon's Philly Special (@elonmusk) Remember the "Philly Special"? It's was the Superbowl, 2018. Philadelphia Eagles vs. Patriots Philly is the underdog vs. Tom Brady. With 1 minute left before half.. they pulled off what's now known as the "Philly Special": 1.8k 191 113 718.9k 273 .
Nov 05 My sources tell me the moron who lies will win the presidency tonight. 388 6 87 119.7k 70 .
Oct 31 Putting Trump below the fold is wild. The person who did this has UI/UX as their pronouns 2k 65 112 225.8k 90 .
Oct 03 I have so many questions: 1) Is this real? 2) Is this legal? 3) What is this network (OMG)? 4) How hot is this undercover reporter -- she made this moron admit all this stuff over some pita and hummus? I don't care about politics, just curious about the mechanics of this 249 6 47 88.9k 278 .
Oct 01 a tale of two lives https://t.co/w3N0snBpzl 2.5k 165 115 294.2k 43 .
Sep 30 how does ONE family own ~70% of all motels in the U.S.??? https://t.co/fsYRPSIYZT 430 27 35 100.5k 81 .
Sep 27 mrballen's story is insane... - former navy seal - almost died after being hit by a grenade - started making tiktok vids about strange/mysterious stories, went viral - now has ~20M followers across social media (youtube, tiktok, etc) https://t.co/Hu1ZJgtfv1 43 3 5 21.8k 259 .
Sep 10 wild stat of the day: OnlyFans creators made more $$ than all NBA players combined last year https://t.co/7Xm4lhS5sQ 3.7k 275 171 667.3k 116 .
Aug 13 “You’ve got a lot of people listening, I hope you don’t get nervous” Trump just big dogged Elon 😂 “..do I get paid for this or not” 237 3 12 29.4k 134 .
Jul 23 The biggest life win you can have for the next 3 months is to completely ignore the news and politics It’s the marshmellow test, for the entire population of America 609 27 81 47.1k 166 .
Jul 18 Community notes is actually an incredible feature. I didn’t appreciate it at first, but If that’s all Elon did to Twitter, it’s a win. Anyone who posts nonsense gets body-checked immediately. Need this feature across the internet. Should be on every news site. 625 62 65 41k 266 .
Jul 14 Unbelievable. Look at the headlines.... "A half truth is the most cowardly of lies" - Mark Twain https://t.co/iYrSpD3R4n 4k 424 129 615.6k 120 .
Jul 05 The pure comedy of this election cycle is unmatched Biden giving speeches, I’ve never seen someone need a ctrl+alt+del so bad Kamala burdened by her past Trump one liners at least we’ll be laughing as we drive off the cliff 271 7 29 34.3k 229 .
May 23 New Bird Flu? … what would be the negative effects of this? - food shortages (chicken/cows) - mutates for human<> human spread? I need a Twitter account to notify me if @balajis starts wearing a mask or switches to oat milk.. 60 5 14 47.5k 233 .
May 11 we're witnessing generational talent 99 3 5 37.1k 36 .