| Nov 20 |
I can’t figure out if Michael burry is a genius or if he’s a paranoid sally
Reading @michaeljburry tweets is like being in the writers room for the big short 2
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| Nov 06 |
UPDATE from the soccer mom community -- new Starbucks limited edition cups are selling for $400-$500
Starbucks meets labubu meets stanley cup https://t.co/TWPtdAOeL1
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| Oct 15 |
This is basically the optimal strategy to become president
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| Aug 05 |
you are the average of the 5 people the algorithm decides you need to see over and over again
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| Jul 10 |
have you heard of the “lipstick effect”? https://t.co/bOqyNMJkIq
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| Mar 25 |
out of 500 million daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention:
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| Mar 11 |
4/ Shoutout to my overthinkers out there. Yall got your own statue!!
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| Feb 15 |
I don’t think I’ve met a man who’s not a man child
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| Feb 05 |
@ColinandSamir -- make this happen
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| Feb 01 |
It’s interesting that launching a token has become such an extreme anti-signal
Like being on a first date then they ask if you wanna go back to their place and watch Jersey shore
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| Jan 08 |
the strange math of work relationships:
credit always adds up to > 100%, yet blame never adds up to 100%.
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| Dec 30 |
Instagram: attractive + insecure
X: intelligent + insecure
Podcasts: talkative + insecure
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| Dec 20 |
Just learned about the NYC “Christmas Tree Mafia”
- guys like Kevin Hammer sell $1M worth of Xmas trees a year
- they call themselves “tree men”
- like drug dealers, they have turf wars
“A few eccentric , obsessed, ruthless men control the sale of every tree” https://t.co/loO2CDzyFL
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| Nov 29 |
We wanted flying cars instead we got..
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| Nov 20 |
next big trend: ozempic for sleep https://t.co/bzYfXgPsjI
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| Nov 08 |
How Elon went ALL IN and swung the election -- the full back story is like a movie:
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| Nov 07 |
23/ This chess analogy sums up the last 4 years for Elon:
"it doesn't matter if you're mate in 3...If there's a laser beam from space that shoots down your opponent's king, you win"
Well, checkmate.
-shaan
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| Nov 07 |
22/ here's the punchline. read the last line of this from a new-hire at @xai : https://t.co/hXt6F0ywxN
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| Nov 07 |
7/ He buys Twitter for $44B.
Walks in carrying a sink. Rahul Ligma star is born.
He releases the twitter files proving the democrats were actively censoring media.
Fires 80% of the staff, and takes a picture with the remaining crew of H-1B All Stars: https://t.co/f1mWa5EoXl
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| Nov 07 |
6/ Elon - who builds the most innovative companies. Oh and his factories - he builds them IN America.
But instead of helping the greatest american entrepreneur of our lifetime. They pump the brakes.
Government depts start getting handsy like it's a houseparty at diddy's. https://t.co/qfTlqj0uUX
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| Sep 27 |
mrballen's story is insane...
- former navy seal
- almost died after being hit by a grenade
- started making tiktok vids about strange/mysterious stories, went viral
- now has ~20M followers across social media (youtube, tiktok, etc) https://t.co/Hu1ZJgtfv1
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| Aug 13 |
“You’ve got a lot of people listening, I hope you don’t get nervous”
Trump just big dogged Elon 😂
“..do I get paid for this or not”
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| Jul 23 |
The biggest life win you can have for the next 3 months is to completely ignore the news and politics
It’s the marshmellow test, for the entire population of America
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| Jul 18 |
Community notes is actually an incredible feature.
I didn’t appreciate it at first, but If that’s all Elon did to Twitter, it’s a win.
Anyone who posts nonsense gets body-checked immediately.
Need this feature across the internet. Should be on every news site.
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| Jul 05 |
The pure comedy of this election cycle is unmatched
Biden giving speeches, I’ve never seen someone need a ctrl+alt+del so bad
Kamala burdened by her past
Trump one liners
at least we’ll be laughing as we drive off the cliff
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| May 23 |
New Bird Flu? … what would be the negative effects of this?
- food shortages (chicken/cows)
- mutates for human<> human spread?
I need a Twitter account to notify me if @balajis starts wearing a mask or switches to oat milk..
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| May 11 |
we're witnessing generational talent
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