| Dec 12 |
this is my “good version” of a midlife crisis
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| Nov 19 |
I made a powerpoint presentation showing every business I tried (and failed at) before I finally 'made it'
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| Oct 23 |
RT @ishanhaq: I wouldn’t be where I am today without the opportunity to work with @ShaanVP
I had the talent, ambition, time and scrappines…
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| Oct 22 |
RT @StevenBartlett: @ShaanVP the email I sent you at 19/20 years old changed my life in so many ways! - thanks for taking a chance on me!…
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| Oct 15 |
I’m the Michael @saylor of my local coffee shop https://t.co/ElSWh7rEn7
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| Oct 11 |
If there’s something more fun than watching your kid play sports, I’m not aware of it
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| Sep 25 |
me too usain bolt, me too. https://t.co/AC4DgJOW57
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| Sep 24 |
support my addiction : https://t.co/ISrNWvvkNH
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| Sep 18 |
what a great tweet. Vote yes to my trillion dollar comp package
(fwiw. I vote yes. no brainer)
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| Aug 25 |
i think we should all be using "tariffs" in day to day social interactions
I'm gonna slap tariffs on coworkers if they don't reply fast enough
my son could tariff the shit out of me if i don't give him ipad with dinner.
could be the move
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| Aug 12 |
5/ 😂 😂
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| Jul 25 |
i've begun a new tradition of congratulating whoever comments "First" on every youtube video
imagine him waking up and seeing this. finally validated. finally seen. https://t.co/k50bIfuh1R
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| Jul 13 |
Wife sent in the big guns instead to stop me https://t.co/7LzBtMWraS
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| Jul 13 |
Playing piano until my wife finds me and arrests me https://t.co/ZhezhH0AZG
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| Jul 12 |
Some people like wine and cars. I’m a simple man with simple needs https://t.co/L1dPOuMAIJ
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| Jul 09 |
Late night piano session https://t.co/K3i3LEh95z
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| Jun 26 |
Learning piano like a 6 year old https://t.co/YO3Dc24HYH
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| Jun 17 |
the dominos pizza tracker should be the standardized measure of progress for everything
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| Jun 10 |
a great read, I really love the way Nick approaches life
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| Jun 09 |
Love it. Heroin for mental health baby
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| May 08 |
Guys I just wanted laughs at my joke, not health advice
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| May 08 |
RT @jsontsx: @ShaanVP legendary thread
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| May 07 |
RT @Dum3bi: One of the best things you'll read today
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| Apr 16 |
Good news & bad news
Bad news - ceo bootcamp is delayed due to me having jury duty..
Good news - so many funny stories from jury duty..
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| Apr 14 |
Got called into jury duty. So far so good:
1. They’ve taken roll call 3x in 3 hours, that’s all
2. One lady tried to get out by saying she can’t hear - and the baliff had a hearing aid handy. Wow. Stunning reversal tbh . Respect
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| Mar 29 |
Best bachelor party ever https://t.co/iuwCEQpDZk
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| Mar 26 |
Mercury =
best product
best traction ($500M+ revenue)
best investors*
*me
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| Mar 26 |
Austin 🤠 - who wants to hangout?
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| Mar 25 |
5) 😂😂
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| Mar 12 |
I am nerd Oprah
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| Mar 11 |
5/ 😂
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| Mar 11 |
1/ Reminds me of my favorite poster: https://t.co/YZ8cMrLbG0
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| Mar 11 |
Photos of Vitalik will never not be funny and endearing.
One of my favorite things we did at Milk Road was put a random pic of Vitalik at the bottom of every email with no explanation
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| Mar 07 |
p.s. - im in my "man makes art" phase (as you can see 😂 )
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| Mar 07 |
I saw this amazing PowerPoint slide about “The Levels of Man”.
So good. I decided to draw my own version as my creative warmup today
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| Feb 27 |
My twitter funeral better be like this
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| Feb 27 |
friedberg on jeopardy today? 3 words:
clear my calendar
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| Feb 26 |
RT @thesamparr: Nick mf-er Bilton
- Author of my fav book ever: American Kingpin, the story of the Silk Road
- Also wrote a book on foundi…
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| Feb 19 |
damn it - I had shit to do today.
now I'm 10 tabs deep about microsoft quantum chip, google AI discovers a scientific cure, and lavar ball got his foot amputated.
see ya in 6 hrs
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| Feb 11 |
5/5
😂
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| Feb 04 |
Subway: “eat fresh” https://t.co/a7qZb65Taa
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| Jan 10 |
I love every word of this.
That song truly madly deeply was written to describe how I feel about this post.
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| Jan 08 |
Already working on our 2nd album. You know how it is in this biz. “There’s no clocks in the studio”
Diego working on his production hand gestures https://t.co/M6Cne3VHZm
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| Jan 08 |
first music production lesson done. made this bad girl
It sounds like the entrance music for the lady bringing a VC ayahuasca https://t.co/Jk0YsBLZx9
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| Dec 31 |
this is art.
birthday wish: someone print, frame, and mail this to me
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| Dec 17 |
this is my Shakespeare.
my favorite piece of writing about a basketball game, ever https://t.co/Ykl7R4EMJx
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| Dec 13 |
what an opening paragraph to an email https://t.co/5di9PaSIIk
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| Dec 11 |
great episode overall. I loved it.
If nothing else - @amasad himself has an aura:
humble
deliberate
formidable
Someone you wouldn't want to compete against.
"I realized that's my superpower. Pushing a boulder up the mountain. I'm willing to be in it for the long haul"
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| Dec 09 |
OK - this might be the all time worst analogy for bitcoin.
someone call the podcast police and get Michael Saylor away from microphones for 90 days https://t.co/h5RvMpk0Og
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| Dec 06 |
I love that this tall white dude got casted for this commercial because he looked max-douchebag
good news you got the part. bad news, here's why..
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| Dec 02 |
Happy Black Friday to those who celebrate 🎄 https://t.co/g1jgvxR13k
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| Nov 27 |
I’m filing a financial restraining order on Jim Cramer next Monday.
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| Nov 27 |
Founders after they burn their $40M series B in 18 months and have to shut down
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| Nov 22 |
Imagine the shame a parent must feel if their 18-34 year old male in the family hasn’t been pimping bitcoin at every family gathering for the past 7 years https://t.co/8w8k3qUvfq
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| Nov 14 |
Yes, I collect fine art.
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| Nov 12 |
Dusting the rust off and playing in the X poker series tonight
Grab some popcorn and come tune in later tonight: https://t.co/UIL9RPX1oW https://t.co/kHA0L3PFGs
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| Nov 12 |
the strongest backhanded compliment is someone thinking you're on ozempic
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| Oct 31 |
I miss playing poker.
So I prayed on my knees to the poker gods, and they answered:
The X Poker Series.
an online poker club for founders/biz people on X.
https://t.co/VwWi8wOL5y
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| Oct 30 |
This has big “forgot to buy a gift, so here’s a construction paper coupon for a free hug” energy
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| Oct 23 |
there are two types of people in this world:
1) People who see trash on the ground, pick it up & throw it away.
2) People who see trash on the ground, check the clock, one dribble fadeaway game winner in the cafeteria
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| Oct 05 |
also - sun chips should be S-tier
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| Oct 05 |
Bluey’s dad is my hero
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| Sep 28 |
my file naming for projects:
rough_draft.mp4
final.mp4
ugh_new_final.mp4
final_final.mp4
final_forreal.mp4
final_final_final_fckthis.mp4
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| Sep 24 |
I read the first few chapters of the book yesterday. Really liked it.
Going to finish it on my flight today
And the suit looks good too President Pompliano
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| Sep 18 |
by the rules you may have lost @sama , but you won the spirit of the bet
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| Sep 17 |
new marketing slogan unlocked https://t.co/i5mVU8Ily7
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| Sep 07 |
RT @rohanrobinson30: https://t.co/pMqHarecYC
Amazing read from @ShaanVP
Be down to do random things!
My biggest pet peeve is when some…
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| Sep 05 |
The most important role in a successful persons life is not their spouse or mentor
It’s the friend who makes fun of them in the group chat
Shoutout to the ball busters
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| Sep 03 |
me rn : https://t.co/Vwq5JsTxjt
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| Sep 01 |
He read Founder Mode this weekend too https://t.co/qiaDYrBs8G
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| Aug 28 |
RT @thesamparr: Alright so Alfred Nobel.
He invented dynamite.
When his brother died, a newspaper mistakenly ran an obituary for Alfred.…
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| Aug 27 |
idk, I’ve been measuring myself religiously since I was 12
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| Aug 06 |
my wife spent all morning checking the wifi and stretching to get ready for the Stanley drop.
This is her superbowl https://t.co/5WhVn9V14L
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| Jul 18 |
song of the week (instant good vibes) https://t.co/lDxKlYhpdf
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| Jul 18 |
I really wanna go to an othership location. Wish they had one in my city
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| Jul 17 |
corporate slang that doesn't exist (but should) https://t.co/7O3VfBpmzo
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| Jul 11 |
POV: you're watching steve harvey VSLs at 2pm on a thursday https://t.co/uG3YVMhmaT
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| Jul 10 |
ladies & gents, we got him... @tfadp https://t.co/gQDZblJjrr
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| Jul 05 |
Hell yea, good for Jay Z. Walking is the shit
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| Jul 02 |
This.
But replace "rice & beans" with "fat house, nanny, chef, and personal trainer"
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| Jun 25 |
I'm still trying to recover from @eriktorenberg response https://t.co/2SSyLS7g75
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| Jun 14 |
just sent @benmlevy a voice note from the shower that started with "I'm butt ass naked but had to send you this idea"
there's levels to this
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| Jun 14 |
Trump auditioning for new host of MFM..
“ok ya, so who makes more money? You or your brother?”
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| Jun 11 |
got'em https://t.co/vkDe7RL9LL
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| May 28 |
this is awesome. takes a ton of guts!! mucho respect for erik
doing 3 mins of standup, when you're just a normal person, is super hard to do
On guts alone, I respected this. But it was actually funny too!
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| May 27 |
a little late - but here's the video from the My First Muscle challenge.
my daughter hit me with some wisdom at the end.. https://t.co/olsOEhEo42
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| May 22 |
Underrated part of fatherhood:
Using your baby to catchup on old emails without penalty: "sorry for slow reply, just had a baby"
Babies are the get-out-of-jail-free card for email.
even if you emailed me 7 months ago...I hit you with the baby excuse and it's all forgiven.
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| May 12 |
LOL nailed it
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| May 12 |
I suddenly wanna live in Guadalajara
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| May 11 |
Just a man in his garage. Doing man things he heard men on a podcast discuss
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| May 11 |
new contender for best costume: the canadian tuxedo
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| May 11 |
- nips to the ground
- mini jump
- hands above the head
form: 12/10
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| May 11 |
entertaining from start to finish 😂
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| May 11 |
Call it a 2-for-1 special...
Daniel's in the running for best time AND creative video.
🫡
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| May 10 |
This man just did a better workout in his home office than I’ve ever done at a gym
🫡 Blake
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| May 10 |
Impressive time!!
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