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Shaan Puri

@shaanvp

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Nov 03 This was fun. New vlog - a 24 hour hang with someone who’s got my dream job: nba team owner https://t.co/VNKcaFUNqj 230 5 27 168.2k 118 .
Oct 13 Driving to Best Buy for a 45 minute private demo of notification goggles is my Guantanamo Bay 327 3 23 79.6k 93 .
Aug 26 women bond by discussing problems men bond by doing the dumbest thing possible to avoid thinking about life problems This is why golf rules. You get to drink & drive tiny clown cars, and try to hit a tiny ball into a tiny cup 300 yards away for 6 hours. 1.3k 25 63 81.6k 260 .
Jul 01 If I triple down on the Indian accent and add “researcher @openai” to my bio — there’s a non zero chance i get a fat meta offer No brainer asymmetric move?? 610 10 69 62.1k 158 .
May 08 Just found out I have high cholesterol and my biological age is 40 (even tho im 37) Long term I’m not concerned bc im gonna kill myself now 983 4 129 106.7k 141 .
Mar 18 We found our LeBron 565 11 35 72.1k 19 .
Mar 07 the journey of man https://t.co/NWzuhPt4XW 1.3k 111 47 118.9k 42 .
Mar 05 Heard this concept the other day and kinda love it: Type 1 Fun = fun now, but bad for you later (eg. getting drunk) Type 2 Fun = hard now, but fun later when you look back (eg. having kids, starting a company) what about Type 3 fun? Fun now, Fun later. (eg. travel) 793 19 102 76.9k 271 .
Feb 09 sometimes when drive home, I pretend to get stuff out of the trunk while my kids run inside. then I close the trunk and just sit in the car and scroll twitter in peace it’s the step back 3 of fatherhood 611 7 58 60.6k 206 .
Feb 09 my kids if my wife divorced me 597 11 31 61.7k 30 .
Jan 29 Buzz cut @garyvee was electric. 359 14 38 52.5k 31 .
Jan 24 Sam getting roasted in the comments today for his turtleneck 🤣 https://t.co/uKeTeRyXrd 519 2 69 109.1k 86 .
Dec 10 Missing the garbage truck pickup is the biggest L you can take as an adult 1.3k 43 146 85.4k 74 .
Dec 01 can’t lie… I’m a little offended I wasn’t considered important enough to get debanked for crypto 636 2 33 63.6k 96 .
Nov 05 the new bachelor party: trip to turkey with the boys for hair transplants 923 21 54 135.9k 73 .
Oct 25 People overreacting about a 65/35 probability have never had aces cracked by a runner runner flush 601 10 59 154.4k 98 .
Oct 11 I’ve been looking for mispriced assets in my daily life For example, what personality traits are undervalued?  Everyone wants to be smart. That’s fairly priced Here’s one answer: showmanship The more we’ve become bent-neck nerds, staring at phones, old school showmanship has become rare Quick story: I recently hired a basketball coach (It’s weird, I know. What 36 year old out-of-shape dude hires a basketball skills coach?) Well, because running on a treadmill makes me want to murder kittens, and playing basketball makes me happy.  Anyway, I show up for the session – and he’s already surprised… He normally trains NBA prospects…and here I am: a tech nerd with greying hair, wearing mismatched socks, and a Michael Scott style tank top jersey I do a little stretching, and he tells me to shoot a free throw so he can take a look at my form. He’s trying to figure out my baseline I step to the free throw line.. **dribble..dribble.. exhale…CLANK!** On purpose, I threw up the ugliest jump shot you’ve ever seen. I would have put Bo Outlaw to shame (deep reference for my NBA boys). My coach was stunned. I’ve never seen a face say so clearly: “what the hell have I got myself into” Then I paused before saying: “I’m just kidding man”… **shoots a normal shot, makes it** He busted out laughing. “Oh man, you got me. That was good. That was so good. That was my favorite moment at work this whole year. That’s funny.” It took 10 seconds, but just choosing to have a little showmanship, or playfulness, made this guys day. He told all his coworkers, and was still laughing about it the next session As adults, it’s easy to have all your playfulness, and showmanship beaten out of you. The world wants you to be serious But why? Why so serious? Everybody likes fun. But we act like doing fun things is wrong or inappropriate Baloney! Today - find a moment to play. Find a moment to do something with a little finesse. A little style. A little…showmanship!  - Uncle Shaan 867 26 68 97.9k 2k .
Sep 27 when I travel, I scribble down "micro memories". bite-sized notes of everything cool or weird that happened. for example - I just did a 72 hour trip to LA. Here are 21 "micro memories" I wrote down: (Reply with a number, and I’ll break it down in a tweet.) – LA TRIP NOTES (RAW): 1/ meeting mike posner 2/ best growth hack i've heard in years 3/ the richer the guy, the weirder the guy 4/ the low-status-technique for becoming high-status at a conference 5/ the craziest breakfast meeting of all time 6/ i saved a life? 7/ dinner with millionaires 8/ the one thing I overnight order from amazon whenever I travel 9/ jetsuite X 10/ delayed flight story 11/ better call saul 12/ little luxuries of life 13/ dressing well vs. dressing comfortably 14/ ben's kid is a genius?? next einstein?? 15/ what i learned from a bottle of toothpaste 16/ the clean colon market 17/ erewhon. wtf?? 18/ white guys wearing vests -- RUN 19/ would you take your top 300 followers to war? 20/ how to stop shoulder dislocations? 21/ LA traffic 390 12 88 154.3k 1k .
Aug 15 our video editor deserves a raise https://t.co/cC6hQQZiOp 368 9 60 59.3k 57 .
Aug 15 every. damn. time https://t.co/1VpzPoo9U2 1.4k 152 51 164.2k 41 .
Jul 14 Wikipedia is better than Netflix tonight... Listen to this: I was looking up past presidents who had assassination attempts, and this Teddy Roosevelt story is incredible: ---> story: Teddy was walking to his car - when an assassin shot him in the chest. He's hit, but his life is saved because the bullet hits his glasses case and a 50-page speech before entering his chest cavity. He had the speech printed and in his jacket pocket because he was about to go give a campaign speech. With a bullet sitting in his chest, he looks for the shooter. Teddy's secretary is an ex-football player who tackled the guy. Teddy says "bring him to me" He looks him in the eye and asks "why'd you do it?". No answer. He says "forget it" and tells the cops to take him away. Instead of going to the hospital - he decides to drive to his campaign rally and give a 50 minute speech with a bullet in his chest. Blood is soaking through his shirt (see pic) He finishes the speech saying "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." He then goes to the hospital. They see that he's got a bullet there, but they're afraid to take it out because OH THATS HOW THE PRIOR PRESIDENT (MCKINLEY) JUST DIED (crazy ass times) So they leave it in, and he lives his whole life with the bullet in his chest. They ask him 30 years later if it hurts and he said "I do not mind it any more than if the bullet were in my pocket" Despite his G-Unit credentials- he loses the election. (he ran as a third party candidate, with his self-made party called the Bull Moose Party) 525 27 41 142k 1.7k .
Jul 14 26% of all US Presidents have been shot at (attempted assassination) dangerous odds for a job that pays as much as owning 2 subway sandwich locations 334 15 27 52.3k 150 .
Jun 13 one of my favorite founders : @tfadp - co-founded Teach for America - got recruited by Ari Emanuel - created OMGPOP, almost failed, hail mary last game went mega viral (Draw Something) and sold to zynga for $183M - created Overtime, won over black hoops culture despite being a 40+yr old white dude and best of all: * funny as hell * no ego , self secure * isn't driven by money... or even a higher purpose...just likes to do things for the adventure/challenge Going to tie him to a chair and force him to do a podcast with me 126 2 11 59.3k 534 .
Jun 06 i love that this guy is pivoting from building a second brain to getting more head. Smart move, much bigger market. 155 0 24 60.7k 117 .
May 29 you are the average of the five podcasts you listen to the most 806 64 174 129.9k 63 .
May 12 OOOOOOOOKAYYY My First Muscle challenge is in the books: 34 min 38 sec 100 burpees 100 pushups 100 squats And did it with my mom & daughter on mother’s day ! Full video later https://t.co/xQc5wawPSh 481 7 76 69.6k 209 .