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Shaan Puri

@shaanvp

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Dec 12 this is my “good version” of a midlife crisis 142 6 15 31.5k 45 .
Nov 19 I made a powerpoint presentation showing every business I tried (and failed at) before I finally 'made it' 131 5 21 35k 106 .
Nov 03 This was fun. New vlog - a 24 hour hang with someone who’s got my dream job: nba team owner https://t.co/VNKcaFUNqj 230 5 27 168.2k 118 .
Oct 23 RT @ishanhaq: I wouldn’t be where I am today without the opportunity to work with @ShaanVP I had the talent, ambition, time and scrappines… 0 1 0 2 140 .
Oct 22 RT @StevenBartlett: @ShaanVP the email I sent you at 19/20 years old changed my life in so many ways! - thanks for taking a chance on me!… 0 5 0 10 138 .
Oct 15 I’m the Michael @saylor of my local coffee shop https://t.co/ElSWh7rEn7 96 1 17 16.7k 71 .
Oct 13 Driving to Best Buy for a 45 minute private demo of notification goggles is my Guantanamo Bay 327 3 23 79.6k 93 .
Oct 11 If there’s something more fun than watching your kid play sports, I’m not aware of it 304 7 73 34k 85 .
Sep 25 me too usain bolt, me too. https://t.co/AC4DgJOW57 230 2 19 26k 50 .
Sep 24 support my addiction : https://t.co/ISrNWvvkNH 32 0 1 9k 46 .
Sep 18 what a great tweet. Vote yes to my trillion dollar comp package (fwiw. I vote yes. no brainer) 97 2 14 32k 96 .
Aug 26 women bond by discussing problems men bond by doing the dumbest thing possible to avoid thinking about life problems This is why golf rules. You get to drink & drive tiny clown cars, and try to hit a tiny ball into a tiny cup 300 yards away for 6 hours. 1.3k 25 63 81.6k 260 .
Aug 25 i think we should all be using "tariffs" in day to day social interactions I'm gonna slap tariffs on coworkers if they don't reply fast enough my son could tariff the shit out of me if i don't give him ipad with dinner. could be the move 164 2 18 33.8k 241 .
Aug 12 5/ 😂 😂 23 2 2 16.9k 6 .
Jul 25 i've begun a new tradition of congratulating whoever comments "First" on every youtube video imagine him waking up and seeing this. finally validated. finally seen. https://t.co/k50bIfuh1R 371 3 39 24.7k 189 .
Jul 13 Wife sent in the big guns instead to stop me https://t.co/7LzBtMWraS 22 1 3 10.5k 68 .
Jul 13 Playing piano until my wife finds me and arrests me https://t.co/ZhezhH0AZG 219 3 30 24.2k 75 .
Jul 12 Some people like wine and cars. I’m a simple man with simple needs https://t.co/L1dPOuMAIJ 187 2 36 22.1k 90 .
Jul 09 Late night piano session https://t.co/K3i3LEh95z 190 1 54 19k 48 .
Jul 01 If I triple down on the Indian accent and add “researcher @openai” to my bio — there’s a non zero chance i get a fat meta offer No brainer asymmetric move?? 610 10 69 62.1k 158 .
Jun 26 Learning piano like a 6 year old https://t.co/YO3Dc24HYH 405 5 71 36.3k 56 .
Jun 17 the dominos pizza tracker should be the standardized measure of progress for everything 366 11 53 48.3k 87 .
Jun 10 a great read, I really love the way Nick approaches life 139 3 31 30.7k 56 .
Jun 09 Love it. Heroin for mental health baby 27 2 28 19.1k 38 .
May 08 Guys I just wanted laughs at my joke, not health advice 83 1 11 10.8k 55 .
May 08 Just found out I have high cholesterol and my biological age is 40 (even tho im 37) Long term I’m not concerned bc im gonna kill myself now 983 4 129 106.7k 141 .
May 08 RT @jsontsx: @ShaanVP legendary thread 0 2 0 3 38 .
May 07 RT @Dum3bi: One of the best things you'll read today 0 2 0 5 52 .
Apr 16 Good news & bad news Bad news - ceo bootcamp is delayed due to me having jury duty.. Good news - so many funny stories from jury duty.. 217 3 27 20.9k 141 .
Apr 14 Got called into jury duty. So far so good: 1. They’ve taken roll call 3x in 3 hours, that’s all 2. One lady tried to get out by saying she can’t hear - and the baliff had a hearing aid handy. Wow. Stunning reversal tbh . Respect 335 5 37 48k 231 .
Mar 29 Best bachelor party ever https://t.co/iuwCEQpDZk 121 0 18 20.4k 48 .
Mar 26 Mercury = best product best traction ($500M+ revenue) best investors* *me 107 4 20 27.2k 76 .
Mar 26 Austin 🤠 - who wants to hangout? 81 0 41 18.9k 32 .
Mar 25 5) 😂😂 12 0 3 12.8k 5 .
Mar 18 We found our LeBron 565 11 35 72.1k 19 .
Mar 12 I am nerd Oprah 165 4 22 34.4k 15 .
Mar 11 5/ 😂 29 1 0 10.5k 4 .
Mar 11 1/ Reminds me of my favorite poster: https://t.co/YZ8cMrLbG0 126 4 4 17.1k 60 .
Mar 11 Photos of Vitalik will never not be funny and endearing. One of my favorite things we did at Milk Road was put a random pic of Vitalik at the bottom of every email with no explanation 167 4 14 26.8k 184 .
Mar 10 The haters said my bodyfat would be over 25% They were correct. honestly, great call by the haters 4.4k 33 118 320.2k 100 .
Mar 10 Over/Under 25% body fat? https://t.co/2mL5UkWIK3 85 0 58 354.8k 48 .
Mar 07 I saw this amazing PowerPoint slide about “The Levels of Man”. So good. I decided to draw my own version as my creative warmup today 53 0 2 19.7k 133 .
Mar 07 p.s. - im in my "man makes art" phase (as you can see 😂 ) 17 0 4 10k 57 .
Mar 07 the journey of man https://t.co/NWzuhPt4XW 1.3k 111 47 118.9k 42 .
Mar 05 Heard this concept the other day and kinda love it: Type 1 Fun = fun now, but bad for you later (eg. getting drunk) Type 2 Fun = hard now, but fun later when you look back (eg. having kids, starting a company) what about Type 3 fun? Fun now, Fun later. (eg. travel) 793 19 102 76.9k 271 .
Feb 27 My twitter funeral better be like this 36 1 6 17.4k 38 .
Feb 27 friedberg on jeopardy today? 3 words: clear my calendar 211 6 16 32.4k 56 .
Feb 26 RT @thesamparr: Nick mf-er Bilton - Author of my fav book ever: American Kingpin, the story of the Silk Road - Also wrote a book on foundi… 0 3 0 0 140 .
Feb 19 damn it - I had shit to do today. now I'm 10 tabs deep about microsoft quantum chip, google AI discovers a scientific cure, and lavar ball got his foot amputated. see ya in 6 hrs 379 10 43 37.1k 183 .
Feb 11 5/5 😂 75 2 0 18.6k 7 .
Feb 09 sometimes when drive home, I pretend to get stuff out of the trunk while my kids run inside. then I close the trunk and just sit in the car and scroll twitter in peace it’s the step back 3 of fatherhood 611 7 58 60.6k 206 .
Feb 09 my kids if my wife divorced me 597 11 31 61.7k 30 .
Feb 04 Subway: “eat fresh” https://t.co/a7qZb65Taa 199 2 54 25.1k 43 .
Jan 29 Buzz cut @garyvee was electric. 359 14 38 52.5k 31 .
Jan 24 Sam getting roasted in the comments today for his turtleneck 🤣 https://t.co/uKeTeRyXrd 519 2 69 109.1k 86 .
Jan 10 I love every word of this. That song truly madly deeply was written to describe how I feel about this post. 91 1 9 26.2k 109 .
Jan 08 Already working on our 2nd album. You know how it is in this biz. “There’s no clocks in the studio” Diego working on his production hand gestures https://t.co/M6Cne3VHZm 16 0 2 8.9k 171 .
Jan 08 first music production lesson done. made this bad girl It sounds like the entrance music for the lady bringing a VC ayahuasca https://t.co/Jk0YsBLZx9 171 0 61 31.4k 153 .
Dec 31 this is art. birthday wish: someone print, frame, and mail this to me 108 5 14 38k 71 .
Dec 17 this is my Shakespeare. my favorite piece of writing about a basketball game, ever https://t.co/Ykl7R4EMJx 185 10 24 31.7k 108 .
Dec 13 what an opening paragraph to an email https://t.co/5di9PaSIIk 259 11 14 31.2k 61 .
Dec 11 great episode overall. I loved it. If nothing else - @amasad himself has an aura: humble deliberate formidable Someone you wouldn't want to compete against. "I realized that's my superpower. Pushing a boulder up the mountain. I'm willing to be in it for the long haul" 50 1 4 10.1k 278 .
Dec 10 Missing the garbage truck pickup is the biggest L you can take as an adult 1.3k 43 146 85.4k 74 .
Dec 09 OK - this might be the all time worst analogy for bitcoin. someone call the podcast police and get Michael Saylor away from microphones for 90 days https://t.co/h5RvMpk0Og 168 4 39 28.1k 172 .
Dec 06 I love that this tall white dude got casted for this commercial because he looked max-douchebag good news you got the part. bad news, here's why.. 38 0 9 32.2k 147 .
Dec 02 Happy Black Friday to those who celebrate 🎄 https://t.co/g1jgvxR13k 358 3 28 36.8k 67 .
Dec 01 can’t lie… I’m a little offended I wasn’t considered important enough to get debanked for crypto 636 2 33 63.6k 96 .
Nov 27 I’m filing a financial restraining order on Jim Cramer next Monday. 53 1 7 25.2k 67 .
Nov 27 Founders after they burn their $40M series B in 18 months and have to shut down 290 14 18 42.7k 79 .
Nov 22 Imagine the shame a parent must feel if their 18-34 year old male in the family hasn’t been pimping bitcoin at every family gathering for the past 7 years https://t.co/8w8k3qUvfq 47 3 10 15.8k 178 .
Nov 14 Yes, I collect fine art. 96 3 18 25.6k 24 .
Nov 12 Dusting the rust off and playing in the X poker series tonight Grab some popcorn and come tune in later tonight: https://t.co/UIL9RPX1oW https://t.co/kHA0L3PFGs 39 2 7 12.6k 161 .
Nov 12 the strongest backhanded compliment is someone thinking you're on ozempic 339 10 47 38.5k 73 .
Nov 05 the new bachelor party: trip to turkey with the boys for hair transplants 923 21 54 135.9k 73 .
Oct 31 I miss playing poker. So I prayed on my knees to the poker gods, and they answered: The X Poker Series. an online poker club for founders/biz people on X. https://t.co/VwWi8wOL5y 163 3 35 31.2k 182 .
Oct 30 This has big “forgot to buy a gift, so here’s a construction paper coupon for a free hug” energy 79 2 25 30.1k 96 .
Oct 25 People overreacting about a 65/35 probability have never had aces cracked by a runner runner flush 601 10 59 154.4k 98 .
Oct 23 there are two types of people in this world: 1) People who see trash on the ground, pick it up & throw it away. 2) People who see trash on the ground, check the clock, one dribble fadeaway game winner in the cafeteria 235 7 36 20k 225 .
Oct 11 I’ve been looking for mispriced assets in my daily life For example, what personality traits are undervalued?  Everyone wants to be smart. That’s fairly priced Here’s one answer: showmanship The more we’ve become bent-neck nerds, staring at phones, old school showmanship has become rare Quick story: I recently hired a basketball coach (It’s weird, I know. What 36 year old out-of-shape dude hires a basketball skills coach?) Well, because running on a treadmill makes me want to murder kittens, and playing basketball makes me happy.  Anyway, I show up for the session – and he’s already surprised… He normally trains NBA prospects…and here I am: a tech nerd with greying hair, wearing mismatched socks, and a Michael Scott style tank top jersey I do a little stretching, and he tells me to shoot a free throw so he can take a look at my form. He’s trying to figure out my baseline I step to the free throw line.. **dribble..dribble.. exhale…CLANK!** On purpose, I threw up the ugliest jump shot you’ve ever seen. I would have put Bo Outlaw to shame (deep reference for my NBA boys). My coach was stunned. I’ve never seen a face say so clearly: “what the hell have I got myself into” Then I paused before saying: “I’m just kidding man”… **shoots a normal shot, makes it** He busted out laughing. “Oh man, you got me. That was good. That was so good. That was my favorite moment at work this whole year. That’s funny.” It took 10 seconds, but just choosing to have a little showmanship, or playfulness, made this guys day. He told all his coworkers, and was still laughing about it the next session As adults, it’s easy to have all your playfulness, and showmanship beaten out of you. The world wants you to be serious But why? Why so serious? Everybody likes fun. But we act like doing fun things is wrong or inappropriate Baloney! Today - find a moment to play. Find a moment to do something with a little finesse. A little style. A little…showmanship!  - Uncle Shaan 867 26 68 97.9k 2k .
Oct 05 also - sun chips should be S-tier 19 0 1 10.1k 33 .
Oct 05 Bluey’s dad is my hero 186 7 33 24.8k 22 .
Sep 28 my file naming for projects: rough_draft.mp4 final.mp4 ugh_new_final.mp4 final_final.mp4 final_forreal.mp4 final_final_final_fckthis.mp4 268 4 55 27.7k 141 .
Sep 27 when I travel, I scribble down "micro memories". bite-sized notes of everything cool or weird that happened. for example - I just did a 72 hour trip to LA. Here are 21 "micro memories" I wrote down: (Reply with a number, and I’ll break it down in a tweet.) – LA TRIP NOTES (RAW): 1/ meeting mike posner 2/ best growth hack i've heard in years 3/ the richer the guy, the weirder the guy 4/ the low-status-technique for becoming high-status at a conference 5/ the craziest breakfast meeting of all time 6/ i saved a life? 7/ dinner with millionaires 8/ the one thing I overnight order from amazon whenever I travel 9/ jetsuite X 10/ delayed flight story 11/ better call saul 12/ little luxuries of life 13/ dressing well vs. dressing comfortably 14/ ben's kid is a genius?? next einstein?? 15/ what i learned from a bottle of toothpaste 16/ the clean colon market 17/ erewhon. wtf?? 18/ white guys wearing vests -- RUN 19/ would you take your top 300 followers to war? 20/ how to stop shoulder dislocations? 21/ LA traffic 390 12 88 154.3k 1k .
Sep 24 I read the first few chapters of the book yesterday. Really liked it. Going to finish it on my flight today And the suit looks good too President Pompliano 76 3 11 48.1k 158 .
Sep 18 by the rules you may have lost @sama , but you won the spirit of the bet 49 1 5 12.6k 72 .
Sep 17 new marketing slogan unlocked https://t.co/i5mVU8Ily7 308 8 21 26.3k 53 .
Sep 07 RT @rohanrobinson30: https://t.co/pMqHarecYC Amazing read from @ShaanVP Be down to do random things! My biggest pet peeve is when some… 0 2 0 2 140 .
Sep 05 The most important role in a successful persons life is not their spouse or mentor It’s the friend who makes fun of them in the group chat Shoutout to the ball busters 393 19 40 28.2k 170 .
Sep 03 me rn : https://t.co/Vwq5JsTxjt 245 2 42 23k 31 .
Sep 01 He read Founder Mode this weekend too https://t.co/qiaDYrBs8G 77 1 5 18k 61 .
Aug 28 RT @thesamparr: Alright so Alfred Nobel. He invented dynamite. When his brother died, a newspaper mistakenly ran an obituary for Alfred.… 0 5 0 1 139 .
Aug 27 idk, I’ve been measuring myself religiously since I was 12 187 0 31 37.6k 58 .
Aug 15 our video editor deserves a raise https://t.co/cC6hQQZiOp 368 9 60 59.3k 57 .
Aug 15 every. damn. time https://t.co/1VpzPoo9U2 1.4k 152 51 164.2k 41 .
Aug 06 my wife spent all morning checking the wifi and stretching to get ready for the Stanley drop. This is her superbowl https://t.co/5WhVn9V14L 131 0 22 24.4k 141 .
Jul 18 song of the week (instant good vibes) https://t.co/lDxKlYhpdf 46 0 13 12.2k 61 .
Jul 18 I really wanna go to an othership location. Wish they had one in my city 63 2 19 34.1k 72 .
Jul 17 corporate slang that doesn't exist (but should) https://t.co/7O3VfBpmzo 137 4 24 26k 71 .
Jul 14 Wikipedia is better than Netflix tonight... Listen to this: I was looking up past presidents who had assassination attempts, and this Teddy Roosevelt story is incredible: ---> story: Teddy was walking to his car - when an assassin shot him in the chest. He's hit, but his life is saved because the bullet hits his glasses case and a 50-page speech before entering his chest cavity. He had the speech printed and in his jacket pocket because he was about to go give a campaign speech. With a bullet sitting in his chest, he looks for the shooter. Teddy's secretary is an ex-football player who tackled the guy. Teddy says "bring him to me" He looks him in the eye and asks "why'd you do it?". No answer. He says "forget it" and tells the cops to take him away. Instead of going to the hospital - he decides to drive to his campaign rally and give a 50 minute speech with a bullet in his chest. Blood is soaking through his shirt (see pic) He finishes the speech saying "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." He then goes to the hospital. They see that he's got a bullet there, but they're afraid to take it out because OH THATS HOW THE PRIOR PRESIDENT (MCKINLEY) JUST DIED (crazy ass times) So they leave it in, and he lives his whole life with the bullet in his chest. They ask him 30 years later if it hurts and he said "I do not mind it any more than if the bullet were in my pocket" Despite his G-Unit credentials- he loses the election. (he ran as a third party candidate, with his self-made party called the Bull Moose Party) 525 27 41 142k 1.7k .
Jul 14 26% of all US Presidents have been shot at (attempted assassination) dangerous odds for a job that pays as much as owning 2 subway sandwich locations 334 15 27 52.3k 150 .
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